June is upon us and we have but a short time to authentically conclude our lusty spring series while it is still – you know – spring. Proms are over, nature’s flowering is frying, and inexplicably generous contract extensions will have to wait until the weather chills. Nonetheless, we shall continue to bring you our most favoritest of old tavern games: from a sample of three, pick one to ‘Date’, one to ‘Marry’, and one to ‘Kick to the Curb’. The Subjects? All 30 MLB rosters. The Objective? To provide you a cursory introduction to some of the players and concepts we value… and hate. You know it. You love it. It’s…
Sweet Nothings and Hardball’s “Spring Fling / Give Him A Ring / Leave Him Crying” Game!
Spring Fling: Ready to give a season to this player, but for any number of reasons, it just can’t work out long-term.
Give Him a Ring: Ready to commit to this player for at least 3 seasons.
Leave him Crying: Ready to be cold and heartless because sometimes we don’t want to be masochists anymore.
All players considered must already have accrued MLB service time (there will be prospects later… wait, can’t we have this prospect now?).
NATIONAL LEAGUE CENTRAL
Presented in order of standings on June 1, 2014.
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